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The following are classic postings from the message board in 2002

Thanks to all the scooterists who took part . . .

 PLUNGER THE DONKEY & FRIENDS

 

Tuesday 05/21/2002 8:51:38am

Name:

PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM

E-Mail:

City/Country:

HOOGLAND

Your Message:

HI! I AM FORWARD LOOKING TO YOUR BEUTIFULL RALLY OF MOPEDS IN MY COOL COUNTRY OF THE NEDERLANDS, WHERE WE HAVE MANY GOOD GEAR AND ALSO VERY NAUGHTY FILMS ,WHICH I HAVE STARRED IN OCCASSIONALY, YES MY FRIENDS IT WILL BE A GOOD FUN WE ARE HAVING WHEN YOU ARE ALL COMMING ON ME FOR A PARTY. UNTILL THEN I AM THINKING OF YOUR COMMING AND AM SHAKING MYSELF WITH FUN IMAGININGS.
PLUNGER.

 

Saturday 05/25/2002 2:47:14pm

Name:

kluase

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

runners up in ww 1&2

Your Message:

Plunger the Donkey.
I think you need to meet Markus from Hamburg

 

Monday 05/27/2002 8:11:53am

Name:

PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM

E-Mail:

KYJELLFORANUS.

City/Country:

HOOGLANG

Your Message:

HI MY FRIEND KLAUSE, HOW IS THE WONDERFUL AND NAUGHTY CITY OF HAMBURG, I HAVE TOUCHED MYSELF IN GREAT PLENTY WHEN IN HAMBURG I HAVE BEEN COMMING TOO ,THERE ARE SEXYSHOPS IN ST PAULI ON THE REEPERBAHN, BUT NO ANIMALS I AM SORRY. ALSO MANY SALTY SAILORS I HAVE HAD ON THE BANKS OF THE ELBE I HAVE ALSO BEEN COMMING TO THE ALSTER I LIKE THE ASTRA BEER YOU ARE HAVING IT MAKES A GREAT LOOSNESS TO ME, I THINK I HAVE KNOWN MARCUS DID HE LIVE ON MERKENSTRASSER IN THE DOWNSTAIRS OF FRAU OLNHOFF? I AM HAVING A GREAT TOUCHING FOR MARCUS AND ALSO HIS FRIEND MARTIN I AM THINKING.

 

Monday 05/27/2002 10:32:06pm

Name:

Klause

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

boxheadland

Your Message:

Dear Plunger the Donkey, please be keeping away from Martin as he is being my bitch for some time, but we can be doing a "spit roasting" of Markus.

 

Tuesday 05/28/2002 7:35:32pm

Name:

Jan Van Hire

Homepage:

http://www.clogs-r-us.nl

E-Mail:

City/Country:

 

Your Message:

I am thinking that some of you are taking of the piss of my nation, and are not real dutch people at all. By saying what you say, you make it seem that we are all stoned porno boys, which is not true. I checked all my petpleasure videos and in not one can I finding a donkey of the name Plunger, so I think you are making him up. Still, I had some fucking good grass that night, so maybe we missed it, or maybe he is only starring in gay or dwarf bestiality films. I don't watch any of that shit because I am not a pervert you know.

 

Wednesday 05/29/2002 8:54:34am

Name:

PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM

E-Mail:

City/Country:

HOOGLAND

Your Message:

HI JAN, HOW ARE YOU BEING MY FRIEND? I WAS SMILING TO READ YOUR LABEL IN THIS SITE, IF YOU ARE NOT WATCHING ME IN FILMS OF MY LOVE DOING ,YOU MUST BUY THE FILMS FROM SWEEDISH EROTICA, FROM SWEEDEN WHERE THEY ARE ALSO HAVING VERY SEXY HARD CORE PUMPING FILM SHOWS, YOU ARE THINKING THAT MAYBE I AM NOT OF THE NEDERLANDS. I AM SAYING, OLIPHANT TEE KOOP. FOR NOW MY FRIEND.
PLUNGER.

 

Thursday 05/30/2002 8:56:18pm

Name:

Klause

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

 

Your Message:

Plunger, I am thinking we have much fun making the man love with Jan Van Hire, I am understanding he has lots of room in the back.

 

Thursday 05/30/2002 9:23:21pm

Name:

Jan Van Hire

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

Amsterdam

Your Message:

I know you are now only making the fun from me by stereotyping my countyfolks. If you continue, I will be offering you to a fight. It will be a testicle kicking contest with clogs, and it will take place at my cheese shop near Dam Square (ask the Tulip seller for directions). I will go first, and my girlfriend Inne will video it if there are no customers for her at her window off Waarmoestraat. That is just the sort of thing we can be selling well to English perverty moped boys.

 

Friday 05/31/2002 8:21:25am

Name:

DIK VAN DER POMPING

Homepage:

http://HOTSEXYLOVE.NL.CUM

E-Mail:

YES ME MALE

City/Country:

NEDERLANDS

Your Message:

HELLO I AM SAYING TO ALL YOU CRAZY MOPED KIDS, I AM COMMING ON YOUR CRAZY WEB TO SAY HI TO MY VERY GOOD AND NAUGHTY FRIEND PLUNGER , AND TO SAYING TO YOU THAT WE HAVE MADE VERY HARD SEXY FILM SHOWS TOGETHER. I GROW WHEN I AM THINKING OF THEM, ALSO WE ARE MUCH SHIT SMOKING WHEN WE FILMED THEM, WHEN PLUNGER AND I ARE COMMING TOGETHER IN A SEXY FILM SHOW I AM TELLING YOU MY BICYCLE WAS NOT RIDDEN FOR SOME WEEKS AFTER MY FRIENDS.
PS KLAUS MY FRIEND NO SPIT ROASTINGS ARE WE HAVING I AM NO MEAT EATING SORRY.

 

Friday 05/31/2002 8:31:44am

Name:

PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://WWW.BARNAND STRAW.CUM

E-Mail:

City/Country:

HOOGLAND

Your Message:

HEY YOU SILLY GUY! HOW ARE YOU DIK MY FRUEND IT IS A LONG COMMING YOU ARE DOING TO ME, I THINK MAYBE IT IS LONG SINCE YOU ARE TAKING ME IN YOUR HAND AND SHAKING ME. AND HEY MATE TO KLAUSE YOU CRAZY GERMANER I WOULD NOT BE COMMING AT THE BACK OF JAN UNLESS MY FRIEND I HAD A LIFFTING FORK CAR TO SLIDE MY PACKAGE IN AND SOME STRAPS TO BE TYING IT DOWN WITH.
PLUNGER.

 

Tuesday 06/11/2002 9:10:24pm

Name:

billy bollovski

Homepage:

http://poultrypillagers.anon

E-Mail:

cockthrottlers.com

City/Country:

Killinme Turkey

Your Message:

Plunger my friend, dont get to close to the owners chickens, if you know what I mean!! We wouldnt want you winding up getting hurt in the suprise we have in stall for this years celebrations!! I have a special treat in store for you my little buck teethed whore... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

 

Wednesday 06/12/2002 11:12:56am

Name:

PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM

E-Mail:

DISCOBABYSEXYBABYHOT@KY.NL

City/Country:

 

Your Message:

HEY BILLY YOU CRAZY TURKISHMAN,HOW OFTEN I AM SHAKING MYSELF HAPPILY WHEN THINKING OF " MEIN HUHN IST TODT" FROM THE FIRST BORCULO TREFFEN WE ARE HAVING.
I HAVE NO BIG TEETH IN MY NEDERLANDER MOUTH, YOU MUST MISTAKE ME FOR YOUR AUNTIE. BYE FOR NOW.
PLUNGER

 

Thursday 06/13/2002 1:37:16am

Name:

billy (the balls) bollowski

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

 

Your Message:

OH PLUNGER, I'm looking forward to tasting you now, if that was your auntie, she made the best kebab I ever had the guts to taste, MMMM!, your gonna make my summer, my friend!!!

 

Wednesday 06/26/2002 3:43:29pm

Name:

PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM

E-Mail:

SPUNKMUNKY@KY.NL.CUM

City/Country:

HOOGLAND

Your Message:

HEY MY CRAZY FRIENDS, I AM BACK I AM NOT SPELLING TO YOU FOR SOME TIME I AM THINKING, I HAVE MY HONDA CAMINO BEEN MAKING READY FOR THE WONDERFUL AND SUNNY HIH, I HAVE A NEW EXAUST PIPE MADE FROM A BATHTIME SHOWER HEAD AND TUBE FROM A SHOPPINGWAGON IT SHOUNDS REALLY COOL BUT WHEN I AM TRYING IT IN OUR STRASSE FOR THE FIRST GOEING I AM BEING CHASED MY MANY DOGS THIS IS NOT BEEN HAPPENING BEFORE CAN ANY ONE TELLING ME WHY THIS IS SO?.
GOODBYE FOR NOW MY OLD CHUMS.
PLUNGER.

 

Tuesday 07/16/2002 10:00:25pm

Name:

Klause

Homepage:

http://pervworld

E-Mail:

City/Country:

Runners up world cup 2002

Your Message:

AHHH Mute & my new Ireland chums,it is very long driving for you & your suffering much of the saddle soreness, I am sure me & the great Plunger the Donkey will be putting much feeling in to your rosey cheeks

 

Friday 07/19/2002 1:16:00pm

 

Name:

Sargent Oosterbeek

 

Homepage:

http://www.hollandpolice.cum

 

E-Mail:

andersandsven@fallic.cum

 

City/Country:

Borcullo, Holland

 

Your Message:

Hello my English cousins. my name is Sargent Anders Oosterbeek and I am living and working on my home town of Borcullo. My partner and I have mutch enjoyed your company on the last 2 years on our little home. Although Sven and I are patrolling the streets of quiet next weekend, we have not to worry about you scooter people as Sven and I have mutch enjoyed the pretty pictures in you web site. For sure, we understand that a verry pretty tall guy likes very much to stit it in from behind naked men on your stage. We look very much foreward to meeting you as we do so like long hair.
Sea you then big boy. We will be cumming round your back door.

Anders(Sgnt) & Sven xxxxxx

 

Saturday 07/20/2002 11:37:09am

Name:

Tony Venderstirn PHD

Homepage:

http://wp.netscape.com/comprod/products/communicator/netwatch/

E-Mail:

Geek@hotmail.com

City/Country:

 

Your Message:

Tony Venderstirn PHD

Hi Tony here from the Internet watch dog service �Net Watch� first congratulations on such a wonderful and well used web site.

NetWatch uses an Internet rating standard known as PICS - the Platform for Internet Content Selection. PICS is designed to help parents, teachers, and employers screen out material they feel is inappropriate for children or employees. PICS gives web publishers a standard way to describe the content of web pages; it gives browsers like Navigator a standard way to read the description.
NetWatch recognizes two independent PICS-compliant ratings systems, RSACi and SafeSurf. Each system employs a different method to describe in as much detail as possible the levels of potentially offensive content on web pages.

I must point out a few, let me say wrong doings.

The message board/guestbook has been abused with a number of entries that are not in keeping with your web hosting protocols.

I draw your attention to the number of posts made by �Plunger the donkey� with out doubt there have been references to homosexual practices that are both illegal and in very bad taste!

The post made by the Northsea ferries (Name with held for legal reasons) is to be frank, inflammatory and although carrying some excellent information for travelling moped riders, it hints of a �Gang warfare� violence.

We at Net Watch may appear as �Geeky� little shits who wear thick glasses and shirts with twenty pens in the top breast pocket! But let me tell you some thing, I for one���� and I can get crewed up with our toughest geeks and come over to fuckin Borculo and give you Mods a right good sorting!

Then lets see who is a fucking geek! And for the record: I do have a girl friend and I have felt her tits as well! So there!

 

Tuesday 07/23/2002 9:33:14am

Name:

Asgaard van de Appeldoorn

Homepage:

http://www.tulip-lovers.com

E-Mail:

asgaard-the-tulip@tulip-lovers.com

City/Country:

Netherlands

Your Message:

I`m having a really good tickle in me bum full of anticipation with all you sexy guys coming to meet me on the lovely tulip meadows of the Netherlands. I love the tatooed muscle of you British just as much as the leather-wrapped behinds of you German cousins. Meet me on the entrance wearing a pink tulip behind my right ear, for an even more pleasuring week-end.

 

Tuesday 07/23/2002 5:16:34pm

Name:

Han Kufts

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

 

Your Message:

I am a gardener from the mountains of Bravaria where we have the leather trousers,I am confused as to how do gardening in a flat country when normally because of the mountains it is necessary for me to do the uphill gardening, will it be possible to do be doing the uphill ghardening at your italian shopping moped convention, or must I not do the uphill gardening until i return to my haus?

 

Tuesday 07/30/2002 11:37:07am

Name:

chief commissioner Huub Donk

Homepage:

http://www.politie.nl

E-Mail:

infotatiefriek@politie.nl

City/Country:

Enschede/NL

Your Message:

Hallo Vespapeople !
The netherlands police would like to thank you for your trouble-free behaviour all the weekend. There are certain points which have to be rectified for the next years event, but we will discuss this with the organizers. I would like to point your interest to just one point - on Saturday evening a taxi-driver gave a blue sock to one of my man , which contained some weed and several extacy-pills ! Tests in our labor furthermore revealed , that the sock contained a not uncertain dose of male semen with a severe syphilisvirus-toxication . As the taxi-driver did not realize wether the sock occurred after couching scooterists or people from the nearby reaggae-festival - my severe warning goes out to all of you who might have got into contact with the virus , check your local doctor immediately !
Thank you for your attention , and hope to see you again, if you are willing to behave to the nederlands laws
Bedankt Huub Donk

 

Friday 08/09/2002 1:22:08pm

Name:

KEV.B HROC aka PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://AS USUAL

E-Mail:

AS IF I WOULD TELL YOU LOT!

City/Country:

NONE , NO ONE WANTS ME.

Your Message:

SO THE PARTY`S OVER , ALL THE GEAR HAS BEEN SMOKED,SWALLOWED OR SNORTED.THE LAST TUNE HAS BEEN PLAYED AND HOLIDAY IN HOLLAND IS JUST A WARM FUZZY MEMORIE, FRIENDSHIPS HAVE BEEN FORGED AND HANDS HAVE BEEN SHAKEN, SCOOTERS HAVE BEEN THRASHED, AND LIVERS ABUSED TO THE POINT OF REMOVING THEMSELVES AND ASKING TO BE PUT INTO THE OLIVER REED HOME FOR RETIRED BODY PARTS.
TO EVERY ONE WHO WAS THERE. THANX IT`S LIKE A BIG FAMILY(with the odd divorce thrown in)
TO THOSE WHO WERE`NT TOUGH.
KEV.B HROC.

 

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THE CAPTAIN TONY EPISODE

 

Wednesday 07/10/2002 4:53:10pm

Name:

 

Homepage:

http://www.ponsf.com/

E-Mail:

City/Country:

 

Your Message:

Hi Captain Tony Davidson here of P&O North Sea Ferries, I would like to take this opportunity to welcome in advance those Scooterist who will be travelling with us for Holiday in Holland. Please take a note of the below list for your ease and convenience.
Your tickets or booking reference number
A valid passport (check the expiry date) and, where appropriate, the necessary Visas
Debit cards/credit cards/Traveller's cheques
Foreign currency*
A copy of your health insurance certificate
A copy of your travel insurance certificate**
Your car registration documents
A valid insurance certificate
Vehicle breakdown insurance
For those of you who like to enjoy a drink whilst travelling please be aware of our passengers, some elderly others with small children. I my self have spent many years riding a Lambretta and realise some of you may get �Rowdy�.
You should also be aware that I held the title of �North Eastern Counties Boxing Champion� for three years and will not hesitate in kicking the living fuck out of any hairy arsed Scooterist who can�t behave on my little boat.

I hope we all understand each other and I look forward to sailing with you all.

Yours Tony Davidson
Captain & Hard cunt who isn�t gonna take any shite.

 

Saturday 07/13/2002 10:36:35am

Name:

"Gripper" Stebson

Homepage:

http://Grange Hill S.C

E-Mail:

City/Country:

 

Your Message:

Captain Tony, want some do ya
North East boxing champion, that makes you about hard enough to gate crash Womans Institute tea partys, im gonna slap you all around your poxy over priced tug boat untill you cry like a girl, and Zammos gonna rob your duty free shop to feed his skag habit

 

Saturday 07/13/2002 2:51:51pm

Name:

Capt Tony

Homepage:

http://www.ponsf.com/

E-Mail:

concessionary.stockholders@posl.com.

City/Country:

Hull

Your Message:

OK Grange Hill SC looks like you wanna fuckin rumble! Lets get it o then, no knives no weapons just your Scooter Crew and a few of my P&O lot. As soon as the Disco kicks off on the Green deck we�ll give you the nod.

Were gonna reign on you! I�m gonna hit you so fuckin hard you will think your surrounded! Then I will sneak down to the car deck and shit down your stupid fuckin Amal carb!

Yours Capt Tony
North Sea Ferries

I would like to also take this opportunity to point out some of our special offers.


P&O North Sea Ferries offers a selection of short breaks and motoring holidays in association with Travelscene. For more information, please request our brochure.

P&O Ferries Ltd.
PO Box 262 Dover,
Kent CT 179 GS
United Kingdom
Tel: 0044 (0) 1304 863869

 

Saturday 07/13/2002 4:32:21pm

Name:

"Gripper" Stebson

Homepage:

http://Grange Hill S.C

E-Mail:

City/Country:

 

Your Message:

Come off it Captain Pugwash, every one knows im the hardest person ever to be on telly, what has the north east given us ? Ant and fuckin Dec, I had that pair of twats dinner money for years.


Grange Hill UK GOLD every Friday

 

Saturday 07/13/2002 5:38:44pm

Name:

SDSC

Homepage:

http://dis un

E-Mail:

speed_demons_sc@hotmail.com

City/Country:

 

Your Message:

Best of luck Capt Tony. Apparently there are 230 scooterists on the Thurs night Harwich boat . . .

PS Are you for real, if so I need a couple of cheap crossings . . .

 

Monday 07/29/2002 2:22:25pm

Name:

Captain Tony

Homepage:

http://www.ponsf.com/default.asp

E-Mail:

http://www.ponsf.com/contactus/bform.asp?cusID=4

City/Country:

Hull

Your Message:

Captain Tony North Sea Ferries

The staff are proud of their ships - and the reputation for good service - and it shows. The readers of the Observer and Guardian have voted us 'Best Ferry Company' for the seventh time in eight years. We won the 'Frontier Award for Best Marine Retailer' and our restaurants are recognised for good food and environment with the 'Heartbeat Award'.

With that in mind, I would just like to say to the filthy little toe rag who dropped the navy blue sock into our cream of tomato soup on Sunday tea time, you�re a cunt!

The lady who had the misfortune to have the sock served up to her al la fuckin croutons is now in Hull Royal Infirmary with the worst case of �Athletes throat� that they have ever seen!

Whilst on the subject of etiquette I would like to take this opportunity to tell you about our Piano Bar here you can unwind in the easy ambience of the Piano Bar as the pianist plays a gentle medley of favourite tunes. It offers a well-known range of soft drinks, beers, wines and spirits in a sophisticated 'easy listening' environment. The Piano Bar can be found in the Moonlight Lounge (blue deck) on board of the Norsun and Norsea. On board of the Pride of Rotterdam and the Pride of Hull, it can be found in the Sky Lounge.

So repeatedly asking the pianist to play �Skinhead frickin Moon stomp� all bastard night is a waste of your time and his!

I will get to the fucking bottom of this sock episode, my sources tell me that Harry Barlow at one time was see with the sock on the end of his knob?

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THE SOCK SAGA

 

Name:

Phil Mc Crackin

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

TELFORD ENGLAND

Your Message:

TIP FOR THE TOUR
IF THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER, USE YOUR SOCK

 

 

Monday 07/29/2002 2:02:05pm

Name:

Brian Stenchwanger

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

SnipCockSausage@hotmail.com

City/Country:

 

Your Message:

Dear Sir

Thank you for a very nice Scooter Run.

However, I have had a slight problem in removing the red wristband. I have tried a number of methods to remove the band ranging from greasing my hand to submerging my hand in a boiling pan of water? All to no avail I�m afraid.

I would normally cut the band off, but my cousin Dereck has lost our scissors and mum has placed all the very sharp knives on the top of the kitchen cupboard just out of reach!

Could you please advise, I know this may sound a bit silly, and there are no doubt, a number of methods adopted by Scooterist to remove the band, but I am at a loss at the moment and would appreciate any help/advise as you sir deem fit.

On another note, less pleasant, one of our club members on unpacking on his return seams to be minus one navy blue sock? If whilst the clear up any of the Speed Demons/Hidden Power boys or girls comes across the sock please send it on to me.

Now, and this is very unpleasant to say the least, if any of you thieving gypsy bastards have taken the sock, send it on and nothing further will be said!

I recon one of the Hardly Rideable have had the fuckka away as a seat cover or tank warmer or summit!

Mebez one of the Salford Knights has got it as a �Merawana� pouch? To throw the drug sniffer dog of the sent, probably kill the fuckin poor dog!

I was told that one of the Armed Forces Scooter Club lads was seen wanking into the sock in the shower block?

Has one of the Edinburgh/Glasgow Scooterist stolen it as a �Stinky Sporran�?

Just send the sock home please!

I remain in anticipation of yours, or any other Scooterist tips.

Brian Stenchwanger �Lady Boys Scooter Club� (North East Chapter)

 

Tuesday 07/30/2002 8:37:01am

Name:

KEV.B HARDLY-RIDEABLE O.C

Homepage:

http://WWW.HARDLYRIDEABLE.CO.UK

E-Mail:

City/Country:

HANTS

Your Message:

A BIG THANX TO SPEED DEMONS AND HIDDEN POWER, FOR THE BIGGEST HIH YET, APOLOGIES TO ANYONE I UPSET JUST BY BEING THERE!! OH AND APPARENTLY PLUNGER THE DONKEY HAS A NEW COCK WARMER IN THE SHAPE OF A SOGGY BLUE SOCK. UNTIL NEXT TIME MY FRIENDS, OLLIPHANT TEE KOOP.

 

 

Tuesday 07/30/2002 1:00:51pm

Name:

Vorn Hosen

Homepage:

http://www.stickysocks.com/

E-Mail:

CockinerSock@aol.com

City/Country:

Germany

Your Message:

Briiant scooter perty we will cum for the next yar

Vorn Hosen Nuumer Einz
Stick Sock Scooter Club

 

Thursday 08/01/2002 9:32:20am

Name:

 

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

 

Your Message:

The London Lambretta Club lad has a blue tent

The Halifax Scooter Club lad rides a Vespa

The Armed Forces Scooter Club lad drinks Absinthe

The Salford Knights crew are in a Yellow tent that is on the left of the Silver tent full of Classics Nuevo boys.

The Yellow tent�s owner drinks Meths given to him by one of The Edinburgh Scooter Club lads

The person who rides the Gilera is mates with a Speed Demon and likes ecstasy

The one in the brown tent smokes grass with a Morlocks Scooter Gang member

The bloke in the centre tent drinks schnapps with the Harlekin Scooter Club

The Spaniard sleeps in the first tent on the left of The Cloud 9 boys

The Scooterist who is tripping on magic mushrooms is camped next to the Scottish Scooterist

The man who rides Lambretta is camped next to the man who smokes grass next to The Hardly Rideable

The Scooterist who takes speed drinks beer with The Hidden Power lot

The Frenchman takes hash cake from The Dutch Lions Scooter Club

The Spaniard is camped next to the green tent with The Vulcans Scooter Club

The Scooterist who takes magic mushrooms has a neighbour who drinks wine with the Animals Fae Naboombu Scooter Club

Harry Barlow & Stick wanked into a sock

The question is, who�s sock was it?

 

Thursday 08/01/2002 10:07:52pm

Name:

Peter Gunsten

Homepage:

http://www.mysockdrawer.net/history.shtml

E-Mail:

SpunkySock@aol.com

City/Country:

 

Your Message:

here from the National Sock Appreciation Society. I have had reports that some one on your Scooter Run has been abusing a sock? Well please bear in mind that socks aren�t just novelty items of clothing that can be abused.
Socks began as strips of cloth or hide, called "leggings," wrapped around the legs and feet. In the middle Ages, the legs of trousers became lower, and more fitted. Hose was a fitted cloth that covered the lower leg. When "breeches" became shorter, hose began to get longer. Around the twelfth century feet were added to hose. Around 1490 breeches and hose were made as one garment, forming tights.
These tights were made of colourful silk, wool, and velvet, with each leg a different colour. Knitted hose was worn in Scotland around the turn of the 15th century, and then in France. When knitting machines came into use in the 1590s knitted hose became more common. The Swiss and Germans favoured slashed over garments that revealed brightly colored hose beneath.
Cotton came into use in the late 17th century.
In the 20th century nylon became popular for stockings because of its strength and elasticity. As men's pants grew longer, socks became shorter, with the word "sock" replacing "stocking" for these smaller foot coverings.
Argyles were popular in the Roaring Twenties, but eventually basic colored socks came into fashion for men.
Fortunately, socks have been undergoing a minor renaissance recently, and if you know where to look you will find a wealth of interesting, colourful, and distinctive socks.
Please if any one does have any information please could they e-mail me

 

Friday 08/02/2002 8:31:33am

Name:

PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM.NL

E-Mail:

CUMSPUNKSOCK@MYRING//

City/Country:

HOOGLAND

Your Message:

HELLO MY FRUENDS , HOW ARE YOU BEING? I AM ONLY JUST GETTING MY HEAD UNFUCKED FROM THE MADCRAZY WEEKEND I AM HAVING WITH ALL YOU BEUTIFUL SCOOTER KIDS, HOW MUCH I WAS SHAKING MYSELF WITH JOY TO SEE ALL THE BIG SHINEY FACES WITH BIG BIG EYES, I AM HAVING A BAD TIME ON THE WAY TO MY HOME BECAUSE MY HONDA CAMINO IS SEIZINGSTOPDEAD ON THE E30 I WAS GOING CRAZYFAST AND MY NEW HOME FIXED AUSPUFF IS SHITTING ITSELF ALL UP ROAD ,MY RINGPOOPER WAS GOING OPEN AND CLOSED LIKE A FISH OF GOLD`S MOUTH ICAN TELL YOU , BUT HEY I GOT BACK IN TIME FOR THE CHILDRENS RIDING OF ME ON THE BEACH AT DEN HAAG SO IT WAS NOT TO BAD BEING. HOPEFULLY I WILL BE SEEING YOU ALL CRAZY SONOFBITCHES AT NEXT YEARS TREFFEN(UNLESS I AM BEING GLUE BY THEN)
GOOD BYE FOR NOW MY CRAZY LOVELY STONED PEOPLE MAITS.
PLUNGER.
PS I HAVE A STICKY BLUE FOOT HOSEN STUCK TO THE INSIDE OF MY SCHLARF SACK IF ITS YOURS BRING A CROWING BAR AND YOU CAN BE HAVING IT BACK.

 

Saturday 08/10/2002 8:34:06pm

Name:

Micheal Barrymore

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

Barry@backdoor-Bonanza

City/Country:

Essex

Your Message:

Im missng one of my socks.
The last person who took one ended face down in the pool.

Micheal Barrymore

PS watch yor backs

 

Sunday 08/11/2002 9:19:07am

Name:

SDSC

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Barrymore you c*nt. You live in Essex, did you nick Tracy's scooter?

We can't trust you with anything. Look what happened last time at your party when I asked you to put my fag out in the pool!

 

Monday 08/12/2002 11:24:42am

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Dr Kulpatient

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Dr Kulpatient

Please help.
I am at present treating a young Scooterist who attended Holiday in Holland. The young man is extremely ill and may require surgery that is both costly and dangerous. We need your help!

Harry, lets call him Harry, has contracted Athlete's Ring.
Athlete's Ring is a skin disease caused by a fungus, usually occurring between the toes.
The fungus most commonly attacks the feet because shoes create a warm, dark, and humid environment which encourages fungus growth.
The warmth and dampness of areas around swimming pools, showers, and locker rooms, are also breeding grounds for fungi. Because the infection was common among athletes who used these facilities frequently, the term athlete�s foot became popular.
It appears that Harry has wiped his annus on a discarded sock whilst defecating at Holiday in Holland. We belive the sock has infected his starfish with Athlete's Ring.
In order to cure Harry�s Marmite Motorway, we desperately need to speak to the owner of the sock.
If you have any information please E-mail me or write to:
The Harry Barlow Appeal
Eddie Grinstead Road
Watford
TS1 P200E

 


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