Holiday In Holland 2005
UPDATE 9/8/05 - LOBBYS PIX ADDED BELOW!!
This is what Holiday in Holland is about - dedicated
He crashed in the UK snapping off his front brake lever
and damaging the headset.
One roll of tape later and he's back on the road for HiH.
This is what we hate at HiH - carloads of lazy wankers.
Next year ride a scooter or fuck off.
The customary greeting from the Speed Demons...
Who are the Arthur Francis SC, that's what I want to
Invaluable help (and some of these photos) also came
from members of
Germany's Zottel Zossen SC
So which sort of Vespa do you ride?
The sun always shines on HiH
HiH is a progressive rally. Automatics are welcome,
automobiles are not.
Tasty . . .
HiH is also a good meeting place for international clubs
like Speed Demons SC,
Vulcans SC and the Blues.
One of the T-shirt designs from this year's HiH - "Large
Pipes Please Wives"
I'm the only one in the village
Main room DJ Terry Walters phones home
Please do not ask for Ska as a kick in the teeth often
Hand's up for D.I.S.C.O by Ottowan
"Mein Scooterboy hast kein nase"
'How does he smell?'
"Awful. . ."
A broadcast on behalf of the Green Party
On Friday night it pissed down and flooded the campsite.
People were dampened but spirits weren't
Speed Demon Fletch disappointed by not puking on himself
during the Thursday warm-up.
He made up for it later though.
Hidden Power SC's Marcus Grushke's multi-use Ape van...
...it serves as a frozen-shot bar in the daytime...
...and a tent at night...
The world's smallest scooterist checks out Mickey G's
The headless Scooterboy performs a burnout on this
Ty Lawer is responsible for the Terminator-style
The Welsh Dragon. No need for 3D specs with this one.
Ultra-tidy smallframe Vespa with large frame engine and
This German nitrous beast rightly won Best Vespa
We love those FAT German Vespas...
...and those SLIM German scootergirls
The show isn't all out-and-out customs. Check out this
Lammy with '60s accessories...
And this Mr '80's Vespa from the German 'Roller Popper'
school of customising.
This year we had two dynos - one from Zottel Zossen...
...and Andi's one from Worb 5
Team Steffi partake in the Columbian Marching Powder
The usual beer and banana race chaos with AFSC
Steve from Kent finally wins a B&B race with the help of
one of the 118 guys
The German VDT SC guys are always in it to win it
At the trophy presentation awards were given to the
Dutch team featuring "the girl with nice tits". Everyone knew who we
"I am liking very much your game with the beer and
banana, but when I play with my police partner - who is also my lover - we
do it a little different, you know. . . "
Scooter Football, with Australian rules by the look of
With the sprint cancelled lots chose to partake in a
quick burnout instead
There's a scooter rally in there somewhere
Saturday's showers stopped none of the fun
The stripper performed early on for someone celebrating
their 40th birthday
She seemed more impressed by VFM's Steve Foster...
Mr F had to be forcibly extracted from her belly button
Not as impressed by the birthday boy.
"Stop all this debauchery" cried the bread-man. We
The downstairs Rave Room was busier than ever before.
Maybe because it had a sign and people could find it?
New Speed Demons member Chris smokes the invisible
His head and his t-shirt: SNAP!
Apparently that is the way to Amarilo
Main Room DJs Tesco and Paul F
Not only is Paul F a decent DJ but he can rebuild a TS1
at the side of a toilet block when required.
I like to move it, move it...
Yes that billy is real tasty
Need for Speed or need to lay off it, you decide!
jolly good of the Rolling stones to drop by
Ah, so cute
Madonna's 'Vogue' goes down a storm.
Oi Salad Fingers where did you get those eyes - did you
steal them off a goat?
See more of his adventures on www.fat-pie.com
Mirabelle orders another beer in the traditional Dutch
There were a few comedy wigs on the dancefloor, but
people asking to try this one on came away disappointed.
What's white with red patches, has a large seat, bulges
in the wrong places and is fitted with comedy accessories?
Yes, it's AFSC's Simon C...
"I'm trying to explain my feelings for you and you
aren't even listening are you?"
"I'm a fashion advisor. You know that leather waistcoats
are sooo 20th century"
On Sunday we have to tidy all this shit up you bastards.
Any chance of using the bin bags next time please ;-)
MORE HiH 2005 PIX
Courtesy of Lobby, Company C SC
Lobby is a little teapot, tall and stout
The Scooterists take over the Harwich - Hook ferry
Check out the Lammy with the auto forks and engine
Finding out how fast it would go without the
Lee was mostly given flowers for his birthday
So this was where Speed Demon Theresa was skiving when
she should have been working
Takeaway Chinese in the rain
Suntan cream no longer required
"In the Summertime . . . " Mungo Jerry is not
looking so well these days
Mr Tornado shows what happens when he is switched to
Well, Thomas calls it dancing, just not as we know it.
Ginette the artist and Gary the piss artist
Camouflage trousers come in handy for masking stains
I know you are waiting in the rain but I just want to
adjust my tickover a bit
Is this the Craic that the Irish are always on about?
Not much to enjoy here . . .
Mmm. . . comfy
The blow-job was so good that his helmet popped off
FURTHER HiH 2005 STUFF
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